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[pieous]

WELCOME TO YOUR PRIVATE CHANNEL, GAMZEE MAKARA. FOR SECURE COMMUNICATION, USE 420.42.042.04 *** G-MAK has joined 420.42.042.04 <G-MAK> YO, MY RIGHTEOUS BROTHERS AND GODDAMN BITCHES. <G-MAK> if you all is wanting to be all placing at a mother fucking order with me. <G-MAK> LEAVE AT A BROTHER SOME WICKED FUCKING TEXTUALS. <G-MAK> oh and another motherfuckin thing. <G-MAK> SEXTS IS ALWAYS FUCKIN WELCOME. ;o) ▉

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*** rockskull has joined 420.42.042.04

[soundsurfing]

<rockskull> what if i want it on yer body
<rockskull> smoke it off yer fuckin-
<rockskull> no wait i'm still mad atchu
<rockskull> asshole
<rockskull> hope yer stash gets shit on

<CANNABITCH>

[pieous]

what if i all be wanting you on my mother fucking body.
I AIN'T WALK STRAIGHT SINCE MOTHERFUCKIN WE WAS GETTING IT THE FUCK ON.
you ain't wishin harm on none of my mother fuckin stash, bro.
CUZ THEN YOU AIN'T GOT NOTHIN TO SMOKE BEHIND ALL YOUR FRIENDS BACKS.
honk honk honk honk. >:o)

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[kolus]

how much for a quarter?

unless this stuff is growing off you. in that case make it an ounce.

<CANNABITCH>

[pieous]

yo, bitch.
MOTHERFUCKIN APPRECIATORIES AT YOU FOR YOUR MOTHER FUCKIN INTEREST.
lemme get at you the runnity run downs on pricings for your ass.

quarter be 10 golds and a silver.
HALF A OH-ZEE BE 20 GOLDS AND THREE MOTHERFUCKIN SILVER.
and one zip of the dankity dankiest be running a brother 35 golds and 5 motherfuckin silvers.

YOU GET THE MOTHERFUCKIN CASH FLOW UP AT A BROTHER AND HE BE HAND DELIVERING THIS SHIT TO YOUR ASS HIS MOTHER FUCKING SELF.
no delivery charge, neither.
PRETTY SWEET MOTHER FUCKIN DEAL, EH? >:o)

and fuck yeah, i got this shit poppin out of me like no one's motherfuckin biznasty.
LET ME KNOW WHERE YOU AT AND WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT, MY GOOD BRO.
and i all be makin sure it get to you whenever you need it by.

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[littlemii]

Where are you procuring this substance?

<CANNABITCH>

[pieous]

the fuck's it to you, motherfucker?
YOU WANT SOME DANK OR MOTHER FUCKING NOT? >:o/

[chaosgeneral]

. . . So, you sell food?

[Yes, that was about all that Valgaav managed to walk away with from the advert full of talk he couldn't actually keep up with.]

[pieous]

Fuck yeah, do a brother motherfuckin' ever, yo! You all being to consider at yourself one mother fucking interested party?

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[reluctantreceiver]

are you busy

<CANNABITCH>

[pieous]

nahhh, bruh.
A MOTHERFUCKER ALWAYS GOT TIME FOR HIS BEST BUDDING BUDDY. >:o)
the fuck be up with your bad motherfuckin self, yo?

*** <C17H19NO3> has joined 420.42.042.04

[lipslikemorphine]

Mister Makara, is it? [ It was the "gangsta" bit that clued him in. ]

I couldn't help noticing that you're offering something really amazing.

<CANNABITCH>

[pieous]

whoaaaa.
HOW THE FUCK ALL YOU GOT UP TO BEING IN THE KNOW ON MY LAST MOTHERFUCKIN NAME, MOTHERFUCKER?
you some kinda spy or some shit.

Offline/moved from comm

[soundsurfing]

[Beat glances back to the voice responding, pausing to look at the shit stature of the place]

Dude, yer s'posed to clean up once yer back.

[Sack squirming, Beat drags it further in so he can stand, then drags it along the floor and yeah it's making muffled pained noises as twigs and shit snag on him. One foots peeking out the top and kicking uselessly, even. Without so much a care, Beat drops the guy or girl or whoever he snagged into the hookah pit.]

Brought to you fuckin' fresh, man. [He ducks to miss a bird before it kamikaze's his head, frowning at it before joining Gamzee in the pit, flopping into the pillows. Then making a face to the dust and musty smell. Gross.]

[pieous]

[Without another word, Gamzee moved in a flash, tearing open the sack and fighting briefly with the struggling, panicking human before forcing their arms to the ground and shoving his head into the soft flesh of the person's throat. His razor-sharp fangs tore open their neck, filling the treehouse with screams and spurts of blood as it shot out of their carotid artery.]

[Soon, the screams were silenced, the flailing limbs stilled by the force of the vines restraining them, and the weakness the loss of blood afforded them. Gamzee was covered in blood opposite the color of his own, tearing literal chunks out of the corpse's neck, delighting in the warmth of the meat that had not yet left the body, and the feeling of the twitching veins still under his mouth.]

<HJack69>

[pandornah]

> Knock knock.
> Been a while, kiddo.
> You still selling or what?

<G-MAK>

[pieous]

long as i motherfuckin grow.
I MOTHER FUCKING SELL.
the fuck you after, motherfucker?

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[fiduspear]

hEYYYY,
sO, i,
i THINK THAT WHILE WE HAVE, *pROBABLY* BEEN VERY SUCCESSFUL AT AVOIDING EACH OTHER, aND,
pRETENDING THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN, iT IS NOT A FEASIBLE THING TO MAINTAIN,
jUST, gIVEN THE SIZE OF THE LOCATION WE ARE IN, aND,
hOW OFTEN OUR SOCIAL CIRCLES SEEM TO CROSS,
i ALSO, dON'T WANT TO KEEP AVOIDING YOU, aND,
iN FACT MIGHT FEEL QUITE THE OPPOSITE, sO,
uHHHH,
mESSAGE ME BACK, mAYBE,
iF YOU WANT TO TALK IN PERSON,

<G-MAK>

[pieous]

[Ugh. UGH. He's really fucking high, but not nearly high enough to begin dealing with this awful message. Gamzee's at home, in his usual spot by the hookah, puffing away at the fiery, ground-up pieces of himself. He picks the communicator up a few minutes after he gets the notification of Tavros' message, then spaces out a bit longer before he actually responds.]

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
WHAT.

[Another long pause before he types some more. He can hardly comprehend emotions on a good day, let alone as a plant monster baked out of his gourd.]

bro it be motherfuckin simple as all shit's titties to be getting my motherfuckin avoid on at peeps.
BUT AIN'T NO ONE IN THIS LEAFY CRIB MOTHERFUCKIN NOW.
save for yours fuckin truly.
IF THAT, EVEN.
hahahaha.
HONK.

< 69MOTHERFUCKER69 >

[vaashole]

> i don't know what the fuck a gander bulb is amigo but sure let's talk some fucking business
> the shit i was asking for and who some fuck is getting for me amigo that makes drugs that people back home really really like
> the kind of junk you can't get off of you feel me amigo
> we make glass here hermano there's no competition we set the fucking prices
> people like that shit and they like paying for it
> my proposition is this
> you and me work together we can rule this fucking kingdom

<CANNABITCH>

[pieous]

> a gander bulb is a fuckin glance nugget, motherfucker.
> SEEM ALL LIKE WHAT'S WE GOT IS ALL TO BE BEING CALLED A UH.
> a uhhhh...

[What is word.]

> "cultural mother fuckin disparity", motherfucker.
> CAUSE BACK ON WHERE ALL THE FUCK THIS GANGSTA BE HAILING AT.
> ain't no bitch got they rocks off none about no mother fuckin weak ass glass.

<rockskull>

[soundsurfing]

OK look like it ain' all jus' cause i fuckin' died, i fuckin' failed. that shit hurts worst yo like i don't give a fuck if i kick it, but i kicked it while tryin' to keep someone safe.

they coulda got hurt cause i failed

[And now Gamzee knows why Beat didn't wanna public that]

<CANNABITCH>

[pieous]

> well mother fuck, bro.
> MAYBE YOU ALL SHOULD QUIT BEING TO TRY AND KEEP OTHER MOTHERFUCKERS SAFE.
> if all you can't be keeping even your fuckin self alive.
> HOW THE FUCK YOU ALL EXPECT TO BE DOING AT IT FOR SOMEONE FUCKIN ELSE?

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[fiduspear]

[ man.

you know something is wrong when tavros isn't even typing in quirk. ]

i cant find aradia
have
you
have you seen hyer
ki cant find her eanywhere
im looijbg arund the moutnan but i havent found her
h god

<herbiVORE>

[pieous]

> MOTHER FUCK, BRO.
> peeps be all getting they motherfuckin vanish on every mother fuckin day when they here.
> SHE PROBABLY MOTHERFUCKIN CROAKED HER SHIT THE FUCK OUT, DOG.
> croak as in die.
> NOT AS IN MOTHER FUCKIN FROGGY.
> :o)

1/??? <reapercreeper> 14th

[soundsurfing]

hey dude know you aint gonna get this but figured i'd say it anyways

2/??

[soundsurfing]

happy valentines day man