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gamzee makara ([personal profile] pieous) wrote2015-01-05 12:42 am

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WELCOME TO YOUR PRIVATE CHANNEL, GAMZEE MAKARA.


FOR SECURE COMMUNICATION, USE 420.42.042.04


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<G-MAK> YO, MY RIGHTEOUS BROTHERS AND GODDAMN BITCHES.
<G-MAK> if you all is wanting to be all placing at a mother fucking order with me.
<G-MAK> LEAVE AT A BROTHER SOME WICKED FUCKING TEXTUALS.
<G-MAK> oh and another motherfuckin thing.
<G-MAK> SEXTS IS ALWAYS FUCKIN WELCOME. ;o)
soundsurfing: (Just woke up at her place)

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[personal profile] soundsurfing 2015-02-23 04:10 am (UTC)(link)
<rockskull> what if i want it on yer body
<rockskull> smoke it off yer fuckin-
<rockskull> no wait i'm still mad atchu
<rockskull> asshole
<rockskull> hope yer stash gets shit on
kolus: (UHDG D GDPQ ERRN)

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[personal profile] kolus 2015-02-23 05:16 am (UTC)(link)
how much for a quarter?

unless this stuff is growing off you. in that case make it an ounce.
littlemii: (THIS IS MY BADGE)

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[personal profile] littlemii 2015-02-23 06:01 am (UTC)(link)
Where are you procuring this substance?
soundsurfing: (I need to stop smokin' this shit)

<rockskull>

[personal profile] soundsurfing 2015-02-24 03:18 am (UTC)(link)
[this takes a while to come in, excuse him]

yo i ain't smokin' it behind their backs!
an' who says i even wanna do that shit wid u again!
yer a piece of fucked up floppy lettuce!
-2 mins later-
fuck i fuckin' hate u yo
the fuck you even doin' to me
be by in a bit
gonna snag some
soundsurfing: (That explains the I hate you text)

<rockskull>

[personal profile] soundsurfing 2015-02-24 04:32 am (UTC)(link)
yeah yeah yeah you shit i know
i ain't smokin' it all there though
you needy son of a bitch
ima take some back, maybe get phones into it
got money to toss atcher ass


[Christ why is he even needing to justify or discuss this shit with this asshole. Who says he's not gonna pay and leave. Nevermind he's got that stupid rock pipe stuck in his pocket. Maybe if he throws it right he can bean the jerk in the head. Knock him out.]

you at least got the fuckin' door open this time?
kolus: (people don't 'like' or 'trust' me...)

< S618 >

[personal profile] kolus 2015-02-24 06:59 pm (UTC)(link)
youre not getting a copper more than twenty gold unless i see quality. im not paying for a bunch of seeds.

i will pick it up. dont need the whole circus showing up at my house.
littlemii: (Mii)

Re: &lt;CANNABITCH&gt;

[personal profile] littlemii 2015-02-24 10:12 pm (UTC)(link)

[Almost as bad as dealing with the little so-called hackers that tried to get into the FBI on a regular basis. Oh well, he knew the kind.]

That depends on many factors. Quality, Quantity, Cost.

littlemii: (Mii)

[personal profile] littlemii 2015-02-26 08:14 am (UTC)(link)
[Urgh.]

I'll need to run a street price on the current value first. See if it's worth anything at all first.
chaosgeneral: (Sideglance)

[personal profile] chaosgeneral 2015-02-27 12:01 am (UTC)(link)
. . . So, you sell food?

[Yes, that was about all that Valgaav managed to walk away with from the advert full of talk he couldn't actually keep up with.]
chaosgeneral: (Huh?)

[personal profile] chaosgeneral 2015-02-27 05:08 am (UTC)(link)
[It's that hilarious phenomenon of Valgaav not being entirely sure of half of what's being said there. He really needs to learn some slang. Clearly.

At least he's fairly sure that translates something like "Yes! Are you interested?"

...He can only hope he's right.]


Yes.

One of your batches of nine. Small cakes or brownies of some kind. I'm not too picky.
chaosgeneral: (Don't give a damn)

[personal profile] chaosgeneral 2015-02-27 05:30 am (UTC)(link)
[Well, on the upside, he's pretty sure he's doing better at this whole "understanding this guy" thing. Even if he is mostly running on what few things he can pick out, instinct, and natural flow of conversation.]

5 gold coins? I can do that.

As for the arrangement, I'm all for whichever you prefer. If it would be easier for me to go and pick them up myself, I will.

I trust you're located somewhere in Bavan?
kolus: (when you feel the stars)

[personal profile] kolus 2015-02-28 04:37 am (UTC)(link)
[ Stan moves both unseen and unheard as a shadow, the sun of little concern to him in this form and the law even less. From picking pockets to tripping cheapskates, the walk to the apartment proves almost a reward in itself if not for the twenty one more gold he now holds in his pocket.

The suite containing the nymph is far from a mystery, the smell lingering the hall and drawing far more attention than he’d like. Stan waits until the corridor empties before stepping out from the shadows, his own tearing from his body like tar as he pulls himself from the wall. He brushes his suit off and approaches the door, looking around once more before pounding on it three times.

The monster of crimson skin and dangerous spikes tries to peer in through the peephole ]
Open up!
Edited (removed the subject) 2015-02-28 07:41 (UTC)
kolus: (WKHVH DUH VRPH ZRUGV)

[personal profile] kolus 2015-03-01 09:19 pm (UTC)(link)
[ His brows inch closer at the string of sounds to escape the nymph, eyes passing over it in judgement. There are a handful of reasons he can think of to punch the teenager in the face, the remark that follows only adding to the list, but in the time it takes him to process Gamzee’s words his fists remain steady at his sides.

Getting his know on the noise? Was that like knowing the word? Or English at all? This is worse than trying to talk with his staff.

Stan steps through the doorway and shoves Gamzee aside, eager to enter the privacy of the apartment. This business was best kept away prying eyes. ]
Call me that again and I’ll knock your teeth out.

[ It’s only once he’s inside he takes in the creatures appearance, surprised by the healthy flora growing from its body. The last nymph he encountered had not been so fortunate, the weather having robbed it of every last leaf. At least, that was what he had assumed. Maybe this one stayed exclusively indoors, equally as unusual as it was curious behaviour for the species. This one seems as different as the plants that grow from it. ]

Anything else growing off you? Hallucinogenic or otherwise?
Edited 2015-03-01 21:25 (UTC)

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