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[pieous]

WELCOME TO YOUR PRIVATE CHANNEL, GAMZEE MAKARA. FOR SECURE COMMUNICATION, USE 420.42.042.04 *** G-MAK has joined 420.42.042.04 <G-MAK> YO, MY RIGHTEOUS BROTHERS AND GODDAMN BITCHES. <G-MAK> if you all is wanting to be all placing at a mother fucking order with me. <G-MAK> LEAVE AT A BROTHER SOME WICKED FUCKING TEXTUALS. <G-MAK> oh and another motherfuckin thing. <G-MAK> SEXTS IS ALWAYS FUCKIN WELCOME. ;o) ▉

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[pandornah]

> You kiss your mother with that mouth, kid? Yeesh.
> Nothing baked this time, I got company and I don't want anyone sticking their paws in my product.
> You feel me?
> Oh and while we're talking about it, you grow anything else?
> Aside from the leaf.
> Fungi, maybe?

<G-MAK>

[pieous]

no. :o(
BUT A BROTHER'LL BE ALL EATING *YOUR* MAMA'S BOX WITH IT, BITCH.
honk honk honk.
BUT UHHHHH...
been getting some little squishy motherfuckers to be sprouting up where all they ain't never was sprouting before.
THOUGHT THEY WAS BEING AT SOME NASTY ASS PUSTULES.
but some of them fuckers be all getting they look on somethin like what's them toadstools out back kinda do.
DUNNO WHAT THE FUCK THEY DO TO A MOTHERFUCKER, THOUGH.
ain't ate on one before cuz they ain't full grown. :o/

[pandornah]

> zzzzzz
> Lame.
> Well, let me know when they're in, I'll help test run.
> Though if we're being honest with one another, I'll be impressed if they're anywhere close to the crap I got off Pandora.
> Hell, I'd even market it for you.


> I'm not waiting for that to pick up the leaf though.

[pieous]

> fuck, yo.
> I'LL MOTHER FUCKIN THROW AT YOUR WAY A FREE GODDAMN SAMPLE OF THE FUN GUYS.
> if you all be reporting on at back to my ass on how they is.
> OR IF THEY EVEN MOTHER FUCKING DO SHIT AT ALL.
> or if they make your ass fuckin croak.
> HONK HONK HONK HONK.
> but for reals when all you be wanting to come get your fucking shit.

oh i legitimately thought i tagged this oops

[pandornah]

> Tomorrow.
> How much I gotta pay you to keep up a supply for those little buggers?
> Assuming they're any good, anyway.

yeah yeah that's what they all say

[pieous]

> AIN'T MOTHERFUCKIN ALL BE DECIDED UP ON THAT NOISE YET, BRO.
> these little motherfuckin pimp nuggets ain't never sprouted they selves up on me none before.
> AFRAID A BROTHER ALL GONNA GOTTA BE ASKING ON MORE MOTHER FUCKING COINAGE THAN HE DO WITH THE GREEN, MOTHERFUCKER.
> thinkin maybe 3g for a dime bag.
> WANNA BUY IN FUCKING BULK THEN WE ALL CAN FUCKIN DISCUSS THAT WICKED SHIT.
> i ain't running no mother fucking costco cartel up in this bitch.

[pandornah]

> Oh my gooooooood don't be such a little bitch.
> Look, ok, let me spell it out nice and plain for you.
> I pay you crazy insane amounts of cold hard g's, you don't sell that shit to anyone but me.

> Like I said, assuming it actually messes me up.
> Better?

[pieous]

> WHO THE *FUCK* IS YOU CALLING A LITTLE MOTHER FUCKING BITCH, BITCH?
> bitch you all want this mother fucking brain snacks you gonna shut your mother.
> FUCKING.
> hole.
> OR YOU'LL ALL BE GETTING THAT HANDSOME FUCKING MEAL TUNNEL YOURS ALL CRAMMED THE FUCK UP WITH THORNS TIL YOU FUCKING SHIT SPIKES OUT THAT MOTHERFUCKING MOUTHPIECE YOU CALL A FUCKING ANUS HOLE.
> you fucking understanding in me, motherfucker.

[pandornah]

[See this is why kids shouldn't do drugs and it should be left to the adults. Luckily he actually wants his stuff more than he wants to dump on this guy.

Sigh.]

> Soooooo yes big money big money no whammies, ooooor what?
> Come on, kiddo, what's it gonna take?

[pieous]

[Insert instant mood shift here.]

> uhhhh.
> IF FUCKIN THE SHINY SHINY NUGS BE ALL NUMEROUS ENOUGH IN MOTHERFUCKIN QUANTITIES.
> then a gangsta ain't all seeing why it ain't would all be working out like that way.
> THIS MOTHER FUCKIN THINKPAN MINE AIN'T ALL WORK TOO GOOD WHEN ALL SUCH NOISE BE BEING PLANNED OUT TOO ALL MUCH IN FUCKING ADVANCE AND SHIT.
> just come get your goddamn fun guys motherfucker.