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WELCOME TO YOUR PRIVATE CHANNEL, GAMZEE MAKARA. FOR SECURE COMMUNICATION, USE 420.42.042.04 *** G-MAK has joined 420.42.042.04 <G-MAK> YO, MY RIGHTEOUS BROTHERS AND GODDAMN BITCHES. <G-MAK> if you all is wanting to be all placing at a mother fucking order with me. <G-MAK> LEAVE AT A BROTHER SOME WICKED FUCKING TEXTUALS. <G-MAK> oh and another motherfuckin thing. <G-MAK> SEXTS IS ALWAYS FUCKIN WELCOME. ;o) ▉

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[lipslikemorphine]

Mister Makara, is it? [ It was the "gangsta" bit that clued him in. ]

I couldn't help noticing that you're offering something really amazing.

<CANNABITCH>

[pieous]

whoaaaa.
HOW THE FUCK ALL YOU GOT UP TO BEING IN THE KNOW ON MY LAST MOTHERFUCKIN NAME, MOTHERFUCKER?
you some kinda spy or some shit.

[lipslikemorphine]

Haha I guess I am something like that. [ And he's pretty pleased with himself for the lucky guess. ]

But you only ever gave me your last name.

Do you remember?

[pieous]

uhhhhh...

[Processing... processing... it takes him a while to respond after this. Who the fuck would he ever only give his last name to? Granted, it sounded like some stupid thing he would do, under the right circumstances, but...?]

MOTHER OF FUCK.
you the goddamn prissy ass bitch what all was up to be givin in this motherfucker on his most righteous of outerwears!
WASN'T YOU, MOTHERFUCKER?

[lipslikemorphine]

That would be me, Mr. Makara. [ He's maybe beginning to get the hang of Gamzee syntax over here. ]
I could call you something else, if you like.
Especially as I might have a business proposal that would warrant that, ah…anonymity?

[pieous]

how alls about you be getting your wicked toss up all of such proposals the fuck at a brother.
AND HE ALL BE DECIDING ON IF IT ALL WARRANTS SOME MOTHER FUCKING ANONYMITY.
the fuck you got cooked up in that shiny spoilt thinkpan yours, my fine-ass motherfucker?

[lipslikemorphine]

Straight to the point, I appreciate that.
But I'm not considering anything too big. [ To start with, anyway. ]
It all depends on how much of the merchandise you could afford to sell me. [ Because there had better be discounts for wholesale purchases. ]
I know how to make your products reach a…wider audience, shall we say.