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[pieous]

WELCOME TO YOUR PRIVATE CHANNEL, GAMZEE MAKARA. FOR SECURE COMMUNICATION, USE 420.42.042.04 *** G-MAK has joined 420.42.042.04 <G-MAK> YO, MY RIGHTEOUS BROTHERS AND GODDAMN BITCHES. <G-MAK> if you all is wanting to be all placing at a mother fucking order with me. <G-MAK> LEAVE AT A BROTHER SOME WICKED FUCKING TEXTUALS. <G-MAK> oh and another motherfuckin thing. <G-MAK> SEXTS IS ALWAYS FUCKIN WELCOME. ;o) ▉

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[pieous]

Short and mother fuckin' sweet as the most righteous mother fucking pie! I all like in myself a motherfuckin' brother who all be knowin' on just what the fuck he's wanting.

[You can almost hear the saccharine salesman tone dripping off of his words.]

Batch of the ooey-gooeys be mother fucking running a gangsta 5 gold ones. That chill with your ass? Can be cookin' up at what shit right the fuck away and be all bringin' it up at your crib whenever the fuck you want at me to.

Otherwise it be available for pickup if you ain't wantin' my ass near your hive. Heh heh heh.

[chaosgeneral]

[Well, on the upside, he's pretty sure he's doing better at this whole "understanding this guy" thing. Even if he is mostly running on what few things he can pick out, instinct, and natural flow of conversation.]

5 gold coins? I can do that.

As for the arrangement, I'm all for whichever you prefer. If it would be easier for me to go and pick them up myself, I will.

I trust you're located somewhere in Bavan?

[pieous]

Well, if you all insisting on stretching them motherfuckin' legs yours, I ain't gonna be a brother what's all gonna get up and protest on such fuckin' noise like what's all that motherfuckin' is!

[He laughs.]

Bavan. Yeahhh, bro. Park... uh, Parkview, Parkside... somethin' like that. Them apartments all what's near the motherfuckin' park. Second floor, first motherfuckin' door. I'll be fuckin' here whenever all you wanna be rollin' up.