Short and mother fuckin' sweet as the most righteous mother fucking pie! I all like in myself a motherfuckin' brother who all be knowin' on just what the fuck he's wanting.

[You can almost hear the saccharine salesman tone dripping off of his words.]

Batch of the ooey-gooeys be mother fucking running a gangsta 5 gold ones. That chill with your ass? Can be cookin' up at what shit right the fuck away and be all bringin' it up at your crib whenever the fuck you want at me to.

Otherwise it be available for pickup if you ain't wantin' my ass near your hive. Heh heh heh.